NATIONALPM Imran appreciates Eidi cuts voluntarily taken by nation’s children
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan on Wednesday lauded the nation’s children for voluntarily taking Eidi
Jun 6, 2019
NATIONALMoon explodes after Mufti Muneeb accidentally presses secret red button on side of telescope
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)A major global catastrophe occurred on Sunday evening as the moon was blown into smithereens by the Chairman of
Jun 4, 2019
Sports‘Phew Fakhar, Imam, Babar still average over 50’, says nation after 11th successive defeat
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – After the national cricket defeat slumped to a heavy seven wicket d
May 31, 2019
NATIONALIf people can’t afford food more people fast in Ramzan: Hafeez Shaikh
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Adviser to the Prime Minister on Finance Hafeez Shaikh on Friday said that the ongoing increase in
May 31, 2019
NATIONAL2017 Champions Trophy winners all out at 2017 dollar rate
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)NOTTINGHAM – Pakistan, the winners of the 2017 edition of the Champions Trophy in England, were bowled out in
May 31, 2019
NATIONALAshir Azeem to play NAB chairman’s security officer in his next action thriller
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)TORONTO – Actor and director Ashir Azeem has confirmed that he will be playing a security officer to the Natio
May 31, 2019
Arts & CultureInspirational Sarfaraz ditches British colonial attire for Central Asian imperial apparel
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)theLONDON – All captains of the participating teams met with Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace before th
May 31, 2019
Arts & CultureNow living on the edge of taqwa: Waqar Zaka
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI – Reality TV host Waqar Zaka has decided to part ways with his former lifestyle. In a video released o
May 31, 2019
NATIONALCompromise reached as moonsighting app ‘The Ruet’ to have popup Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The clash between Ministry of Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry and the Ruet-e-Hilal committee
May 31, 2019
InternationalNAB Chairman slides into The Dependent’s DMs
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)“AoA i am very impress by ur personality, and good looks. Ur pics are always graceful and nice and u always sh
May 31, 2019
SportsDesperate Pakistan to include promising 21-year-old in World Cup squad
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)NOTTINGHAM – After a comprehensive defeat against the West Indies in the opening match of their World Cup camp
May 31, 2019
SportsUseless figurehead meets Queen of England
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)A useless figurehead with no real power or role in the modern world was introduced to Queen Elizabeth II of Engl
May 30, 2019