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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI – Former Pakistan captain and star all-rounder Shahid Afridi has said that he won’t allow his daught
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)BRISTOL – Pakistan bowling coach Azhar Mahmood believes Faheem Ashraf is just the acquisition of the requisite
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)theLAHORE/RAWALPINDI – Former interior minister and veteran politician Chaudhry Nisar Ali Khan on Thursday bro
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Defending his government’s decision to go into an IMF loan program despite years of a political stance against
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan had to turn down the draft of a staff-level agreement between the Minist
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Backing up from his computer with a startled gasp, self proclaimed defence analyst Zaid Hamid knocked over his c
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Tensions flared in the region on Sunday after Pakistan’s Federal Minister for Science and Technology Fawad Cha
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Changing his thoughts on the matter one more time, Second Lead of Jawani Phir Nahi Aani Hamza Abbasi has said th
Business(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)An exciting new startup founded by LUMS grads is looking set to tech-disrupt the nation’s “toss” industry.
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The world’s fourth most intelligent nation has typed ‘5’ in the comments section of a Facebook post to see
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Taking advantage of the brief moment when nobody was looking at him, the Leader of Opposition in the
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The Government of Pakistan on Friday expressed its "deep concern" over the continued actions and p
