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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The Government of Pakistan on Friday expressed its "deep concern" over the continued actions and p
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Member of Provincial Assembly (MPA) Moavia Azam has been included in the Punjab Assembly’s committe
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Taking advantage of the brief moment when nobody was looking at him, the Leader of Opposition in the
Uncategorized(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LONDON – An anti-establishment movement is gradually taking root in affluent parts of London taking advantage
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)A clerical error at the Pakistani Foreign Office in the wee hours of Friday has caused the Pakistan government t
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Former Pakistan captain Ramiz Raja has about as much understanding of politics as he has of cricke
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)BEIJING – Uncompromisingly questioning Chinese hegemony over dining options at Beijing’s renowned Wangfujing
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LOWER TIME DIMENSION – The Prime Minister’s cabinet was called on Friday to discuss the possible response to
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)HIGHER TIME DIMENSION – A future Sarfraz Ahmed, 27 years after winning the 2019 ODI World Cup, and a year afte
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Pakistan will continue to face macroeconomic challenges despite tight fiscal and monetary policies
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The sheer violation of diplomatic protocol shown by the Chinese government to the visiting Pakistani prime minis
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The newly appointed Federal Minister for States and Frontier Regions (Safron) Shehryar Afridi has said that the
