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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)An already stressful day became even more testing for former Finance Minister Asad Umar after he forgot to pack
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Keeping up its word of providing one billion jobs to the people of Pakistan, the incumbent governm
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In a step of magnanimity that is unheard of in Pakistan’s scrappy political scene, the prime minister has deci
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) President Shehbaz Sharif has decided to concede his position
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The Punjab government, in its ongoing series of police reforms, has set the tenure of the Inspector General of P
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Both the Pakistani Rupee and Asad Umer are artificially overvalued, economists at a moot at the Centre for Econo
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In a strongly worded but softly whispered message, third lead of Jawani Phir Nahi Aani Hamza Ali Abbasi has told
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)QUETTA/WELLINGTON – Conclusively revealing her hypocritical self to the entire Muslim Ummah, New Zealand Prime
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The government has decided to paint militant training camps with truck art motifs in an effort to project a posi
Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – Jaish-e-Muhammad (JeM) Chief Masood Azhar has said he thinks there may be a better chan
LocalAn encouraging new survey conducted by the Punjab Food Authority (PFA) has revealed a surprising amount of chicken traces in the chicken products sold throughout the province.“This was an extens
Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)BAGHPAT – Israel Prime Minister Netanyahu met his Pakistani counterpart Imran Khan in the queue to get flags o
