The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE/MUMBAI – Global superstar Shaan Shahid has slammed little known actor from India Shah Rukh Khan for the
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)THE HAGUE – After both Pakistan and India celebrated the International Court of Justice (ICJ) verdict on the K
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LONDON – Pakistan’s triumph in the Inter-Parliamentary Cricket World Cup in London has been credited by the
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE/LONDON – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) President Shehbaz Sharif has initiated action against a ‘fabricated’ story published<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2019/07/18/amateur-laundering-method-reported-in-daily-mail-not-good-enough-to-launder-500million-shehbaz/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)An efficient and revamped Election Commission of Pakistan (ECP) has compiled the election results for the Khyber
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The federal government is reportedly considering replacing the Federal Bureau of Revenue (FBR) chief that it wou
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The International Centre for Settlement of Investment Disputes (ICSID) has clarified to the Government
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Shouting down critics of the government’s economic policies, Spokesperson to Punjab CM Dr Shahbaz Gill has sai
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/WASHINGTON – The Foreign Office has confirmed that it has booked an Airbnb stay for Prime Minister I
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The universe that we all occupy just might be a computer simulation, says a group of physicists inside Grand The
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)BUENOS AIRES – Legendary forward and captain of Argentina football team Lionel Messi has decided to launch the
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – The Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has submitted a resolution in the Punjab Assembly demanding that Ta
