SportsCrucial for chief selectors to accompany selected cricketers on foreign tours: Inzamam
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Defending the action on behalf of all chief selectors, former chief selector of the Pakistan cricket
Jul 26, 2019
LocalImran returns from US with fake American accent, swears to cousins he has American girlfriend now
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime Minister Imran Khan returned from his three day working visit of the United States in the wee hours of Thu
Jul 25, 2019
NATIONALNation taking pride in man’s ability to steal wives also maintains man ‘Sadiq and Ameen’
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The nation that has continued to ooze with pride over a man’s abi
Jul 25, 2019
InternationalWould-be civilian traitor links sensitive Pakistani agency to Bin Laden raid
WASHINGTON/ISLAMABAD – Would-be civilian traitor Imran Khan on Tuesday accused Pakistan’s premier sensitive agency of providing the US with a lead that helped them capture Osama Bin Laden.Paki
Jul 23, 2019
NATIONALCNN, FOX News served show cause notices for not airing historic PM airport arrival
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Two of the top cable news networks in the US, CNN and FOX News, have been served show cause notices by PEMRA aft
Jul 21, 2019
BusinessContract for new CAA directive for wrapping passengers in plastic also won by Shahid Latif’s company
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)A company owned by retired Air Marshall and alleged political analyst Shahid Latif has won another contract awar
Jul 21, 2019
NATIONALPM to stand right behind conductor in order to save even more money for nation
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime Minister Imran Khan has taken the decision not to book a seat in a commercial flight to Washington DC and
Jul 20, 2019
NATIONALAll future economic team members will have ‘Skip Ad’ option to enable quicker staff turnover: PM Office
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In a move aimed at increasing efficiency and to speed up the staff turnover at the Finance ministry and its asso
Jul 19, 2019
NATIONALHafiz Saeed’s $10 million bounty deposited to The Trump Organization
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump on Wednesday hailed himself for the crucial role in the arrest of Hafiz
Jul 18, 2019
SportsPakistan lawmakers credit lack of law-making tasks for Inter-Parliamentary Cricket World Cup triumph
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LONDON – Pakistan’s triumph in the Inter-Parliamentary Cricket World Cup in London has been credited by the
Jul 18, 2019
NATIONAL‘Jadhav tie to be decided by Super Over, violation of boundaries,’ says controversial ICJ ruling
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)THE HAGUE – After both Pakistan and India celebrated the International Court of Justice (ICJ) verdict on the K
Jul 18, 2019
SportsWell-established nephew prepares parchi for jobless uncle
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – A well-established nephew in the national cricket team has prepared a parchi for his jobless uncle to
Jul 18, 2019