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Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The universe that we all occupy just might be a computer simulation, says a group of physicists inside Grand The
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Nation’s wildlife, fish and trees have announced a habitat wide protest against former Punjab infor
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI – After their engagement at the Lux Style Awards, actors Iqra Aziz and Yasir Hussain have already rece
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – The Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has submitted a resolution in the Punjab Assembly demanding that Ta
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI – Pakistan captain Sarfaraz Ahmed has expressed his satisfaction with the performance of the side that
NATIONALAfter seemingly interminable delays, the Peshawar Bus Rapid Transit has finally been opened for night cricket for the residents of Peshawar. Speaking at the inaugural match, KP information minister Sh
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Leading pornographic website PornHub has added to its content category a tab by the name of ‘Pak Judiciary.’
NATIONALPakistan Awami Tehrerk leader KhurramNh Nawaz Gandapur congratulated Chinese fighter Chun-Li for her victory over Brazilian fighter Carlos Blanka in the ongoing international fighting competition.
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)As Rana Sanaullah, who was arrested on charges of drug smuggling, languishes in Lahore’s camp jail where he is
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The nation should not lose hope as there is still a possibility for Pakistan to make it to the semi-final four o
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Hafiz Saeed, leader of the banned Jamaat-ud-Dawa (JuD) rejected on Friday a notification from the Counter Terror
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf government has announced its first amnesty scheme for whitening of un
