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NATIONALISLAMABAD – Clearly in possession of classified family trees released by a yet to be identified whistleblower, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam’s (JUI-F) central leader Mufti Kifayatullah has further revealed
SportsISLAMABAD – Pakistan’s captain has criticised his team for continued failures saying that he does not have the personnel required to do well. In an exclusive interview with The Dependent, the capt
NATIONALLARKANA – The aunts, uncles, cousins among selected members of the immediate, adopted and extended Bhutto family, who participated in this week’s family conference call on Sunday, all teared up wa
NATIONALThe national security agencies have formed an Anti-Khalistan Cell in addition to their earlier established Khalistan Cell after they gained information from Wikipedia that the geographical boundarie
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)A group of Indian WhatsApp Uncles have said that “Mandir Waheen Banega,” about the disputed site of the Babr
NATIONALRAWALPINDI – The funded project which has seen a sit-in inside the capital has been in the headlines ever since its trailer got released. After facing much criticism, the protest rally finally recei
BusinessDUBAI – A week after launching ‘Virtual Ifta’, the world’s first service using Artificial Intelligence (AI) to issue fatwas, the first AI fatwa was issued on Thursday. The first AI fatwa has d
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The PTI-led government is being severely criticised for its inability to deliver in key areas that it had promis
NATIONALISLAMABAD/NEW DELHI/KARTARPUR – The November 9 opening of the Kartarpur Corridor linking Darbar Sahib in Pakistan with Dera Baba Nanak shrine in India’s Gurdaspur district of Punjab shouldn’t be
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The Federal Minister for Railways Sheikh Rasheed Ahmed urged the nation to give him a second-last chance in the
Business(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The Securities and Exchange Commission of Pakistan expressed strong reservations on Thursday against an ‘irrat
Slider(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime Minister Imran Khan came down hard on JUI-F chief Maulana Fazl-ur-Rehman on Friday while speaking at a fun
