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Arts & CultureLAHORE – Actor and social media experimenter Ali Rehman Khan took to Twitter on Saturday to share the great news, conclusively revealing that he’s a douchebag.In a video message, the actor who
NATIONALTEHRAN/ISLAMABAD – The much-delayed Iran-Pakistan (IP) gas pipeline project was given a new lease of life this week after the Inter State Gas Systems (Private) Limited (ISGS) and the National Irania
NATIONALExpressing his suspicion that former prime minister Nawaz Sharif left the country under false pretences, premiere Imran Khan said on Friday that he strongly suspected there was no disease by the name
NATIONALA detailed survey by the Pakistan Medical and Dental Council (PMDC) has revealed that as estimated one out of ten dentists in the country supports the pivoting of the constitution in the country to a
NATIONALWhile maintaining strictly the veracity of its claims regarding the effects of tobacco on health, the federal ministry of health finally admitted on Saturday that smoking does look cool.The deve
NATIONALLONDON – Journalist, politician, dietician, and author of adult literature, the former wife of Prime Minister Imran Khan’s Reham Khan has unveiled how the premier is targeting the ailing Sharif fa
NATIONALBANNU – Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam-Fazl (JUI-F) chief Fazlur Rehman on Tuesday declared that his days in politics are numbered and that the JUI-F's drive had successfully mobilised him to comple
NATIONALLONDON/ISLAMABAD – English ethologist, evolutionary biologist, and renowned author on science and atheism, Richard Dawkins on Tuesday paid tribute to Pakistan’s only known, public, living, atheist
NATIONALAs former Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif finally made it onto the Qatar Airways air ambulance travelling to London for urgent and necessary medical treatment, SAPM on information Firdous Ashiq Awan was q
NATIONALLAHORE/NEW DELHI/TORONTO/LONDON – Yet another separatist movement has emerged in South Asia with an independent homeland being demanded in what was the British Punjab prior to the Indo-Pak Partition
NATIONALCHAK JHUMRA – A little over a week after Punjab government had decided to change his entire existence through Chief Minister Usman Buzdar’s approval for a change of nomenclature, the now local vil
NATIONALISLAMABAD – The Plan A sit-in of the Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam Fazl (JUI-F) in the federal capital ended on Wednesday as party chief Fazlur Rehman directed the party workers to join the Plan B of the Aza
