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SportsRAWALPINDI/PERTH – Maintaining that Australian cricketer Usman Khawaja is continuing to perform his duty as a ‘true patriotic Pakistani’ this year, the nation’s number one Public Relations guy
SportsLAHORE/ISLAMABAD – Taking no chances with the crowd for the first Test match to be held on Pakistani soil for over a decade, the Pakistan Cricket Board has urged the Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam Fazl (JUI-F
NATIONALAs the matter of removal of Nawaz Sharif’s name from the Exit Control List (ECL) remains in lingo with the ball now in LHC’s court, Shehbaz Sharif, compelled by his unquestionable punctual nature
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Less than three months after getting married in a self-professed conservative setting, newly wed m
NATIONALJUI-F Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman’s plan to bock all major highways across the country, after deciding to end his party’s Dharna in Islamabad, has hit a bit of a snag after being informed by his L
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Impressed by the recently upgraded PAF museum in Karachi, which has a mannequin of Indian Airforce Wing Commande
ForeignHot on the heels of the decision by the Indian Supreme Court to rule in favour of the Hindu appellants in the Babri Masjid case, the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) has claimed that Kartarpura and D
NATIONALThe Pakistan Bureau of Statistics has decided to remove tomatoes from the Basket of Goods that it uses to calculate inflation in an attempt to fight inflation.“Look, we need to bring inflation d
NATIONALKARTARPUR – Issuing a timely and stern reminder on who was the real macho man in a gathering otherwise designed to promote peace in the region, Punjab Chief Minister Usman Buzdar whispered in the ea
NATIONALResponding to widespread criticism of his opposition to the ongoing JUI-F dharna given how he himself staged a dharna back in 2014, Prime Minister Imran Khan claimed on Friday that he was not even awa
UncategorizedRAWALPINDI – The chief selector has nothing to do with activities such as matches and playing, the chief selector of Pakistan said on Friday. The chief selector told The Dependent that the chief sel
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Clearly in possession of classified family trees released by a yet to be identified whistleblower, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam’s (JUI-F) central leader Mufti Kifayatullah has further revealed
