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UncategorizedUNDISCLOSED LOCATION – Nation’s leading weapon of mass destruction, Veena Malik, has called out her detractors as ‘unpatriotic perverts’.In an exclusive interview with The Dependent, the m
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)PARIS/ISLAMABAD – The FATF has decided to keep Pakistan on its travel bucket list for another four months, rep
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump launched a new defense of his pullout of American forces from northern
SportsLAHORE – In his latest razor sharp critique of Pakistan cricket in ‘Ramiz Speaks’, former captain and leading commentator Ramiz Raja urged Chief Selected and Head Coach to ‘think outside the b
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – The fast declining suicide bombing industry was given a new lease of life on Tuesday when a job posti
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Former prime minister Nawaz Sharif’s predicaments increased yet again as doctors have diagnosed that the forme
UncategorizedFAISALABAD/LAHORE – Brimming with emotions as he received the news during the ongoing National T20 in Faisalabad, opening batsman Imam-ul-Haq texted Chief Selector and Head Coach Misbah-ul-Haq after
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The nation’s cultural ecosystem was thrown into a veritable tempest when Saleem Hassan, a renaissance man the li
Arts & CultureAmir Khan has reprised his role as the protagonist of the massive 2008 Bollywood hit Ghajini in the second movie of the franchise.In the sequel, Khan still suffers from the condition of losing his
NATIONALThe Duchess of Cambridge has finally concluded her week-long visit of Pakistan. The charming royal visited Islamabad, Chitral and Lahore during the whirlwind tour. She was accompanied by a William Win
NATIONALPakistan Peoples Party (PPP) Bilawal Bhutto Zardari on Friday said that PPP will challenge the result of PS-11 Larkana by-poll voters, where the party suffered a crushing defeat at the hands of Grand
SportsFAISALABAD – Following his team Sindh’s 66-run defeat against Northern in the ongoing National T20 Cup on Thursday, now former Pakistan cricket team captain Sarfaraz Ahmed was seen encouraging a l
