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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Keeping up its self-avowed label of progressiveness, the Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) became
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)A severe diplomatic crisis has ensued between Pakistan and China after the latter’s incarceration of visiting
NATIONALPrime Minister Imran Khan was heard asking Chinese President Xi Jinping on Tuesday whether the tanks used in Tiananmen Square in 1989 also effective against individuals more plump than the ones who pr
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)NEW DELHI – Indian Air Force chief Rakesh Kumar Bhadauria on Friday commenting on the Mi-17 chopper crash on F
SportsA damning internal report of the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has said that the team’s recent losses to a second string Sri Lanka side in a home series may be the result of an overdose of Akmal bloo
SportsLAHORE – The marketing department of LU’s popular Zeera Plus biscuits is all set to launch a new promising campaign during the third T20I at the Gaddafi Stadium on Wednesday, The Dependent has rel
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The first chinks in the new Pakistan Cricket set up started to appear here on Saturday as the national team’s
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)RAWALPINDI – Despite being the main attraction of the new hit drama serial Ehd-e-Wafa that the nation is hooke
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi has congratulated Maleeha Lodhi for being a part of the team
SportsKARACHI – Weeks after the federal government had hinted at a plan to assume administrative charge of the city under Article 149 (4) of the Constitution, Karachi vociferously rejected what the centre
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI – Actor-turned-producer Shamoon Abbasi’s upcoming film Durj, which had been banned by censor boards
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)MUZAFFARABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) Chairman Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari on Wednesday criticised Prime Mini
