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International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)I am Malala, for it is she who has given me the courage to dream of a better world. These were the operative wor
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime Minister Imran Khan on Friday discreetly voiced some suspicions that the delegation of business tycoons th
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)“Do you love her” asked a teary eyed 1992 Cricket World Cup Trophy, its voice quivering slightly as it stood
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The proposed upcoming Islamic channel, which will be a joint venture of Pakistan, Turkey and Malaysi
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)NEW YORK – Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on Tuesday called for a solution through dialogue for the Ku
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ABOARD MBS’S PRIVATE JET – Vast, majestic and state-of-the-art, the private jet of the Saudi Crown Prince Mo
NATIONALLAHORE – The entire 20-man squad of probables for the upcoming ODI and T20I series against Sri Lanka later this month failed their surprise fitness test held at the National Cricket Academy here on
NATIONALAs the curfew in Indian Occupied Kashmir entered its second month with no indication of it being lifted anytime soon, Pakistan’s Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi stepped up his diplomatic effor
