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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LODHRAN/ISLAMABAD – After Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz’s (PML-N) candidate Muhammad Iqbal Shah defeated Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf’s (PTI) Ali Khan<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/02/13/deliberately-lost-na-154-by-election-to-underscore-perils-of-nepotism-imran-khan/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALISLAMABAD – After the Supreme Court on Friday gave directives to place the name of Axact CEO Shoaib Shaikh in the fake degree case on the Exit Control List (ECL), and asked him to submit a written r
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Some heartwarming news in the racially charged atmosphere in the country.Inspector Saleem Hassan, the SHO of the
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In a harrowing display of male chauvinism and unrestrained sexism, Ahmad Karim Khan, a news anchor at a local te
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Karachi – Our Gangster Correspondent: Hot on the heels of a split within the already split MQM-Pakistan, a collective<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/02/08/mobile-snatching-bike-gangs-to-also-form-breakaway-faction-called-mqm-nazriati-2/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The trophy of the FIFA World Cup that was unveiled in Lahore last Saturday, has<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/02/08/pakistan-safe-to-play-cricket-says-fifa-world-cup-trophy/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI/LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – Nationwide protests are in the offing, after producers of recent Lollywood releases
Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI/LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – The investors of Pakistan film Pari have confirmed that their investment was ‘gen
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)MIRAN SHAH – Pakistan cricket team coach Mickey Arthur has said the atmosphere would prevent Virat Kohli from
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Former police inspector Abid Boxer who has been on the run for 11 years for his involvement in extraj
LAHORE – Former Pakistan Muslim League-Quaid (PML-Q) Senator Mushahid Hussain Sayed who was seen neighing outside the residence of the Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) President Nawaz Sharif’s
