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LocalThe Pakistan Bureau of Statistics (PBS) informed you on Tuesday that your first girlfriend was probably married to some dentist or something by now.“Yes, that’s probable. A dentist or a doctor
NATIONALLAHORE – Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman Najam Sethi on Monday said that after Sri Lanka’s successful visit to Lahore for a Twenty20 international match, the Board remains ‘hopeful’ that Nawaz Sharif<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/11/01/sethi-hopeful-after-sri-lanka-visit-nawaz-sharif-and-ishaq-dar-will-tour-pakistan-next-year/" title="Read more" >...</a>
LocalLahore’s winter smog is the latest in the ever-growing list of celebrities that have their own political talk show on Bol TV. “It is a really big deal, we know that there were a number of news out
CommentIn the aftermath of the attack on Ahmed Noorani, there has been a spate of condemnations by self-styled champions of freedom of speech and self-styled champions of democracy and self-styled blood re
NATIONALAfter publicly recanting his views based on reason, a modern day Galileo by the name of Imran Khan has apologised to the modern day church of the law. However, while he offered his apology, he was
NATIONALISLAMABAD/NEW YORK/RIYADH – After Pakistan’s election to the United Nations Human Rites Council for the term 2018-20 on Monday, Saudi Arabia announced its decision to mentor Pakistan. Saudi Arabia, that will enter<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/10/27/saudi-arabia-to-mentor-pakistan-following-election-into-uns-human-rites-council/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALISLAMABAD – US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was on Tuesday told that Pakistan was concerned that extremists posed a threat to the “stability and security” of the American government. Tillerson, who<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/10/27/pakistan-worried-about-us-governments-stability-tillerson-told/" title="Read more" >...</a>
SportsLAHORE – Putting the stopwatches on immediately after landing in Pakistan for Sunday’s important match, the Sri Lankan squad underlined the importance of the Lahore T20 in a hurriedly called p
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi was relieved as US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson failed to find a single safe haven inside the PM House, The Dependent has learnt. Sources<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/10/27/abbasi-relieved-as-tillerson-cant-find-safe-haven-inside-pm-house/" title="Read more" >...</a>
SportsBEIJING – Among the Chinese President Xi Jinping’s growing array of titles, the ruling Communist Party says Xi Jinping has now added FIFA Player of the Year.The party on Thursday praised X
Arts & CultureThe Punjab Food Authority has harshly rebuked recent joint attempts by the tea-whitener and paint mafias to pass off Berger Robbialac White as a tea whitener.“No the Berger Robbia
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi on Sunday became the first Pakistani premier to sit inside a military vehicle by their own choice. He achieved this feat when entered a military<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/10/24/shahid-khaqan-abbasi-becomes-first-pakistani-pm-to-voluntarily-sit-inside-military-vehicle/" title="Read more" >...</a>
