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NATIONALISLAMABAD/WASHINGTON – In what is a departure from usual diplomatic protocols, US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson will visit Islamabad next week on a specially designed drone, a press release issued by<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/10/20/tillerson-to-land-in-islamabad-on-specially-designed-drone-to-mark-new-era-of-us-pakistan-trust/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALUNDISCLOSED LOCATION – In his first statement since being confirmed the Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) chief on Wednesday Usman Mansoor Hafizullah expressed concerns about Pakistan’s economy. In the statement, exclusively sent to The<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/10/19/new-ttp-chief-vows-to-revamp-pakistans-economy/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALA massive, nationwide hack has been reported across the country, resulting in the breach of over 46 per cent of the WiFi networks.According to industry insiders, the hackers used the simple but cl
LocalSAME PAGE – A spokescat for all hungry and ferocious cats in the area on Monday said the claw that has grabbed a fragile mouse’s tail poses no threat to the mouse."There is no th
NATIONALThe Foreign Office said on Saturday that the recently rescued Canadian-American couple Caitlan Coleman and Joshua Boyle should not only focus on the negative side of Pakistan. “We know that since there<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/10/14/canadian-couple-shouldnt-only-focus-on-negatives-but-also-mention-pakistans-positives-like-coke-studio-and-k2-fo/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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Arts & CultureLAHORE – We all remember former military dictator Gen (R) Pervez Musharraf’s adorable, sometimes awkward looking, offspring that dominated our television screens in the early 2000s. And we all rem
SliderMNA and retired army captain Muhammad Safdar said on Tuesday that only individuals with both the ability and unbelievably good fortune to marry way outside their league in every possible way should<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/10/11/only-individuals-with-ability-luck-to-marry-way-out-of-their-league-should-be-allowed-to-join-army-capt-retd-safdar/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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SportsBUENOS AIRES – A few hours after his hat-trick helped Argentina qualify for next year’s World Cup in Russia, superstar forward Lionel Messi breathed a sigh of relief after catching t
LocalLahore – Our Bigots Correspondent: In a shocking denial of justice, brilliant Sheikhupura-based science prodigy Shehzad Bhatti was denied entry into any of the Punjab’s government medical colleges even on the third consecutive<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/10/10/brilliant-student-who-had-exposed-malala-drama-by-analysing-hospital-photos-fails-again-to-get-admission-in-medical-college-2/" title="Read more" >...</a>
InternationalSTOCKHOLM – Imran Khan, whose work has persuaded many economists to pay more attention to human misbehaviour, and the Pakistani government to pay more attention to him, narrowly missed
