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Arts & CultureLAHORE/KARACHI/ISLAMABAD – Moments after Actor Mahira Khan said sorry for her pictures with fellow star Ranbir Kapoor in New York, nation’s misogynists wasted no time in accepting Mahira’s heart
NATIONALIndia is causing unnecessary tensions in the regions through the belligerent statements of its defence minister Nirmala Sitharaman, said the spokesperson of the Pakistan Foreign Office on Tuesday. “These are not verbal<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/11/08/india-causing-regional-tensions-by-constantly-displaying-empowered-defence-minister-fo/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALThe nation’s military and civilian leadership was urged on Monday to resolve their differences and work towards the two-state solution that was agreed since a long time.“We know that the dispu
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Ousted Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has labeled Saudi Arabia's newly formed anti-corruption committee arresting at least 17 princes and top officials as
SportsDUBAI – After successfully testing it at close quarters in the Test matches between Pakistan and Sri Lanka at Abu Dhabi and Dubai, the International Cricket Council is set to
NATIONALKARACHI – The Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) in the Sindh Assembly on Wednesday thundered against the "double standards" displayed by the Pakistani voters, specifically those i
ForeignIn a development that seems likely to destroy his career, the approval ratings to two-time Oscar Award winner Kevin Spacey, the actor who plays Frank Underwood, the fictional US President in HBO’s
NATIONALInternational terror network Al Qaeda has distanced itself from founder Osama Bin Laden after it was revealed that the latter’s Bollywood playlist was devoid of songs sung by Mukesh and Rafi. The<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/11/03/al-qaeda-distances-self-from-obl-after-shocking-absence-of-rafi-kishore-revealed-in-playlist/" title="Read more" >...</a>
SportsPARIS – After confirming his year-end World No 1 ranking in the ongoing ATP Masters 1000 event in Paris, the French and US Open champion Rafael Nadal has been slated as the odds on favourite to fini
NATIONALLAHORE – Punjab government under the instructions of chief minister Shahbaz Sharif has yet again taken positive notice of the criticism against it, by asking the Lahore Development Authority (LDA) to begin<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/11/03/punjab-govt-orders-construction-of-skyscrapers-as-smog-filtering-screens/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Former Prime Minister Chaudhry Shujaat Hussain and his cousin ex-Punjab Chief Minister Chaudhry Pervaiz Elahi on Tuesday appreciated the National Accountability B
LocalThe Pakistan Bureau of Statistics (PBS) informed you on Tuesday that your first girlfriend was probably married to some dentist or something by now.“Yes, that’s probable. A dentist or a doctor
