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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAWALPINDI – The little over year old strategy of mainstreaming strategic assets into the Election Commission of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/27/mainstreaming-of-strategic-assets-in-ecp-declared-overwhelming-success/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) After pushing along in line surrounded by a throng of fellow customers at his local Subway, the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/25/pml-q-still-relevant-ch-shujat-tells-subway-cashier-while-cashing-in-on-election-day-discount/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) As polling came to a close all over the country, leader of the MQM-P Farooq Sattar held<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/25/our-activists-are-being-allowed-to-cast-only-one-vote-alleges-farooq-sattar/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The Inter Services Public Relations (ISPR) on Tuesday released a statement congratulating the country’s newly
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) As he finally landed at Lahore’s Allama Iqbal International airport, former Prime Minister Mian Muhammad Nawaz Sharif<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/21/nawaz-slightly-glad-to-miss-embarrassing-spectacle-of-entire-family-showing-up-at-airport-to-see-him/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Coming down strongly against the HEC’s rejection of the PTI’s claims of having set up nine universities duri
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – University of Engineering and Technology inaugurated its Department of Political Engineering here on Thursday in<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/20/uet-vice-chancellor-inaugurates-department-of-political-engineering/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) HARARE – Following the win in the third ODI, skipper of Pakistan cricket team Sarfraz Ahmed on<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/20/sarfraz-lauds-zimbabwe-for-honouring-pakistans-mandate/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) SOMEWHERE IN PUNJAB – Local election candidate who will be contesting the upcoming elections for National Assembly<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/20/local-election-candidate-informed-what-he-is-allowed-to-have-for-dinner-tonight/" title="Read more" >...</a>
