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Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Chief of his own group of fighters Maulana Fazlur Rehman has expressed concern over the fate of th
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)KARACHI: Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) MNA-elect Aamir Liaquat Hussain apologised to Senator Sherry Rehman over
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf leader Jahangir Khan Tareen has said that the recent ‘acquisition’ of independent members of national<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/01/hunting-for-independents-is-in-line-with-pti-policy-of-spending-on-people-not-infrastructure-tareen/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A tense time in Pakistan, where the birth anniversary of the nation’s first anti-establishment federal-level politician is<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/31/nation-cautiously-observes-birth-anniversary-of-first-anti-estab-federal-politician/" title="Read more" >...</a>
SliderIn an unprecedented move in PM-designate Imran Khan’s austerity drive, the former has said that, in addition to not living in the PM House, he will also not work in the PM<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/31/pm-secretariat-to-also-be-shut-down-imran-to-operate-out-of-small-office-near-aabpara-market/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The price of kaal daali has skyrocketed since the victory of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf (PTI) in<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/30/kaali-daal-price-skyrockets-nationwide/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf is inches away from forming a coalition government at the federal government. “We have<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/28/imran-falls-two-inches-short-of-forming-coalition-government/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAWALPINDI – While browsing through the WhatsApp images sent by his close friend and business associate Jehangir<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/27/completely-independent-imran-picks-sherwani-colour-without-establishments-interference/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) THAR – By helping the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) form the provincial government, rural Sindh has once<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/27/rural-sindh-votes-anti-establishment-by-electing-party-that-has-governed-it-for-half-a-century/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan’s Prime Minister elect Imran Khan, desiring to remain as such, clarified statements he made<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/27/was-speaking-of-trading-nuclear-threats-with-india-imran-clarifies-as-na-seats-begin-to-decrease-in-recount/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – A multi-party conference (MPC) called to devise a joint strategy over alleged rigging in the<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/27/multi-party-conference-unanimously-decides-to-both-accept-and-reject-election/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The nation has clarified where it stands on the position of Islamist extremism, by giving<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/27/nation-rejects-religious-extremism-by-voting-party-that-funded-taliban-madrassa-into-power/" title="Read more" >...</a>
