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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH PUNJAB – Local electable Sher Billa* who over the next few days will brace<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/20/local-electable-wishing-his-existence-werent-limited-to-single-label/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)In an amazing turn of events that traditional media sources will not tell you about, the CJP’s damn fund has a
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Rao Anwaar, the embattled SSP Malir, Karachi, has been granted bail by the Anti-Terror Court during a<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/11/rao-anwaar-granted-bail-given-jeep-symbol-in-upcoming-elections/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – In another harshly-worded swagger-laden statement Chief Justice of Pakistan Mian Saqib Nisar condemned Italian football<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/11/cjp-condemns-juventus-for-prioritising-cristiano-ronaldo-over-diamer-bhasha-dam/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Immediately after Nawaz Sharif’s son-in-law Captain (r) Safdar addressed a power show in Rawalpindi and<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/07/11/whos-the-better-captain-sarfraz-or-safdar-maryam-nawaz-creates-twitter-poll/" title="Read more" >...</a>
