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Foreign(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIYADH/OTTAWA – A group in Saudi Arabia apologised and deleted a Twitter post showing an image of<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/10/saudis-apologise-for-photoshop-inaccuracies-in-9-11-threat-to-canada/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Expected finance minister Asad Umer vowed on Tuesday not to let the rupee slide any further and,<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/07/asad-umer-vows-to-bring-back-politics-dollar-rate-of-90s/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAWALPINDI/LOS ANGELES – A fifth Transporter movie is in the works, producers have confirmed, after a screengrab<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/04/rumours-confirmed-transporter-starring-tareen-to-be-first-ispr-sponsored-hollywood-film/" title="Read more" >...</a>
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) In a situation of heightened tension, a frenzied and seemingly berserk Jehangir Tareen, in an effort to<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/04/out-of-control-tareen-buys-out-whole-little-stars-elementary-school-student-council/" title="Read more" >...</a>
Business(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON DC/TEL AVIV/NEW BRUNSWICK/NAYA KARACHI – Global capitalist system is officially under threat, after the nayi economy<a href="https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2018/08/03/global-capitalism-under-threat-as-naya-pakistans-welfare-economy-up-by-hundreds-of-trillions/" title="Read more" >...</a>
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Arts & Culture(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)LAHORE – Taking inspiration from Prime Minister in waiting Imran Khan’s win in last week’s general electio
