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NATIONALLAHORE: In an admirable show of being the bigger man, Lahore Capital City Police Officer (CCPO) Omar Shaikh has apologised on behalf of the simpletons who misinterpreted his wise words in the wake of
CITYLAHORE: Punjab Chief Minister Usman Buzdar has assured the people of the province of his government’s commitment to ensuring the safety of the Capital City Police Officer (CCPO) Umar Shaikh.“T
NATIONALISLAMABAD: One of the fast reducing professionals still employed in the country, Imran Khan was selected on the basis of his curriculum vitae sent to the selectors mentioning the most powerful influen
InternationalRIYADH/WASHINGTON/TEL AVIV: Saudi Arabia’s King Salman told US President Donald Trump in a phone call on Sunday that until the achievement of a fair and permanent solution to the Palestinian issue t
CITYKARACHI: Sindh Chief Minister Murad Ali Shah has directed the Karachi Metropolitan Corporation (KMC), the Karachi Development Authority, the Karachi Water & Sewerage Board (KWSB), the district mun
SportsBARCELONA: Spanish giants Barcelona have made a statement signing after replacing six-time Ballon d'Or winner Lionel Messi, the club’s most illustrious player, considered by many as the greatest of
NATIONALThe Defence Housing Authority (DHA) Karachi has extended the designated time windows for the residents of the authority to both defecate and urinate.“In light of the heavy rainfall, it was decid
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NATIONAL[INSERT DATELINE] – [Insert the intro of the past week’s leading development intended to entice the reader to read the full story that unravels a major scandal.] [Insert the follow up to the lede
NATIONALGag idea by Zeeshan Bhutta-ShahPrime Minister Imran Khan has directed the federal government agencies based in Karachi to clear out enough water in its specific area so that federal minister for w
Arts & CultureLONDON/ISLAMABAD: Under fire chart-topping singer Adele has received heartwarming support from Pakistani men after she had been accused of cultural appropriation over a recent Instagram picture.Th
NATIONALISLAMABAD/LAHORE: The Punjab Assembly was dissolved on Tuesday after Prime Minister Imran Khan’s decision to counter loud and inflammatory sectarian elements. The dissolution of the assembly was tak
NATIONALMANCHESTER – Despite a record breaking defeat for Pakistan in the second T20I of the ongoing three-match series against England, Mohammad Hafeez remains confident in his own abilities, after playing
