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NATIONALAs a part of its steadfast determination to thwart any resurgence of Covid-19 in the country, the government is constantly updating SOPs for various industries and as a result providing the rest of th
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BusinessPRESS RELEASE – Pakistan is the fifth most populous country of the world and as per the last unofficial census conducted by Pakistan Bureau of Ghazis, it has millions of heretics. Especially during
NATIONALKARACHI – Newlywed Shahroz and Sadaf Sabzwari have been the talk of the town for the past couple of months, during which time they’ve established themselves as the second hottest married couple in
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The first chinks in the new Pakistan Cricket set up started to appear here on Saturday as the national team’s
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