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NATIONALNANKANA SAHIB – After being arrested for threatening to vandalise the Gurdwara Nankana Sahib and cleansing the town of Sikh population, anti-Sikh bigot Imran Chishti released a heartfelt apology on
NATIONALDEMOCRATIC PARTY – After a struggle that encompassed almost the entirety of the latter half of the previous decade, the democratically elected leader of the party that claims to be the lar
NATIONALThe family of television anchor Mubasher Lucman transferred to science minister Fawad Chaudhry the amount on Saturday the remaining fifty percent of the amount settled between them.“Thanks for e
NATIONALISLAMABAD – While waiting absolutely no time in undertaking the task that he feels he was born for, the President of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan Dr Arif Alvi also hurriedly signed a medical pre
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Adding to his global significance and reach with every passing day, Prime Minister Imran Khan Wednesday asked planet Earth to complete one rotation around its axis within an allotted tim
NATIONALThe deadline for the mergers of the Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz, Pakistan People’s Party, Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf and Awami National Party has been extended till coming August due to lack of prepar
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Following controversy cropping up over the drafting of services chiefs bills passed by parliament on Wednesday, with regards to the bills bestowing discretionary powers upon th
ForeignForeign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi said on Wednesday that the region cannot afford yet another war. Speaking to himself in an empty room in the Foreign Office, Qure
LocalISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Multiple disjointed subsets of the national populace Thursday declared that the set of the populace deserved exactly what it was getting, The Dependent has
NATIONALShafiq Hassan, the intern handling @iVeenaKhan handling the 1400-2200 shift, was reprimanded on Monday for using correct grammar and cogent sentences. “Your professional output has been
LocalKARACHI – Moments after curiously letting two successive red and white coloured 92 x 38 x 18 inch cargo boxes pass through the International Arrivals Terminal of Jinnah International Airport Karachi
NATIONALThis is one of the golden moments in the history of the Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz) as the ebtire political class has put its faith in Nawaz Sharif’s choice for army chief, said Marriyum Aurangze
