March 20, 2020

Nida Yasir invites aerosolised COVID-19 particle on morning show

KARACHI – Popular TV host Nida Yasir in a special episode on Friday invited an aerosolised particle of COVID-19 on her show Good Morning Pakistan. The show, already a massive hit on television, saw

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March 20, 2020

Nida Yasir invites aerosolised COVID-19 particle on morning show

KARACHI – Popular TV host Nida Yasir in a special episode on Friday invited an aerosolised particle of COVID-19 on her show Good Morning Pakistan. The show, already a massive hit on television, saw its ratings skyrocketing as Nida Yasir highlighted the little known side of the individual that has become the focus of global attention.

After initially having been airborne, the guest sitting pretty on the couch opposite the host, proudly flaunting the spikes on its outer edge which resemble a glorious crown. The COVID-19 particle was asked a wide array of questions that kept the viewers glued to the edge of their seats.

“We are the first channel and the first show to host the world renowned coronavirus. We actually wanted to host four or five of the particles and host a beauty workshop, but first we want to highlight the inner side of a COVID-19 particle,” Yasir said.

Nida Yasir asked her guest what products they used to keep their spikes so shiny. She further advised the COVID-19 particle to use certain beautifying products to ensure consistency on their inner surface and ascertain the same tone throughout their body.

“Now clap for yourself because we don’t have any audience today,” the host told her esteemed guest.

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