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Patwari Noah yet to receive dollar lifaafa: sources

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

LOS ANGELES – Patwari Noah who goes by the name of Trevor is yet to receive his lifaafa full of dollars, nonexistent sources have informed The Dependent.

Noah is in hiding, according to completely fabricate reports, since doing an episode of his Daily Show, where he performed the duties assigned to him in exchange for the lifaafa.

However, while he fears the wrath of the crusaders of truth who will target anyone who treads the line towards falsehood, his biggest concern right now is the fact that he hasn’t received his lifaafa.

“He was promised a huge lifaafa because of which he went ahead and asked his team to compile similarities between two polar opposite men,” said a completely made up source while talking to The Dependent.

“But it’s been days now and he fears that he might have been cheated and worse, that he might never actually receive the lifaafa that he craves so badly,” the source added.

Furthermore, conveniently created insiders whose comments will seamlessly fit the narrative, say that Patwari Noah who is from South Africa has been targeting Pakistan for his personal interests as well.

“He wants revenge against Pakistan for beating South Africa in the Champions Trophy last year and the ODI World Cup in 2015,” is a comment that can be randomly attributed to generate clicks from the cricket lovers.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.

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