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ISLAMABAD – During their meeting on Monday, Prime Minister Imran Khan and renowned Islamic cleric Tariq Jamil led by example in promoting social distancing, by taking strict precautionary measures i
Fears of the Corona virus is increasingly easing the transition of companies across the country from meaningless office meeting to meaningless video conferences. “At
Expressing his full confidence in the capabilities of the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Chief Minister, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Chief Minister Mehmood Khan said that he is sure the provincial government has an effect
The nation’s teenagers are, till the filing of this report, furiously at it, despite being told repeatedly by the national and international public health apparatus that masturbation will not, in fa
In a high-level decision by the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Government, it was decided to indefinitely relocate the Civil Secretariat in Peshawar to Kohsar Market, F-6/3, Islamabad.“The decision was take
LAHORE – Hundreds of thousands from the Tableeghi Jamaat gathered in eastern Pakistan this week amid the coronavirus pandemic, ignoring government warnings to get together and unanimously mull over
RAWALPINDI – Pakistan’s rulers have decided that the remaining years of the incumbent government will see the government continue be run behind closed doors. The decision comes hours after Pakista
TORA BORA – The 2020 spring offensive in Afghanistan has been postponed due to the coronavirus outbreak, the Afghan Taliban announced on Friday.“Considering the latest information and expert a
In what can only be described as a shocking turn of events in the ongoing tiff between federal authorities and one of the country’s biggest media houses, CEO GEO/Jang group Mir Shakeelur Rahman wa
The nation has made a pledge that it will go to the cinema theatres of the country to watch the ISPR-produced serial Ehd-e-Wafa in an effort to show to our nemesis across the border that we, as a nati
The nation’s misogynists and sexual harassers have filed a record number of applications in the recently created commissioned officer posts in the Corps of Virtue Signals. “Are you re
UncategorizedPrime Minister Imran Khan said on Friday that his decision to engage the COVID-19 virus in a meaningful dialogue might be controversial at the present but will eventually turn out to be correct.
