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UncategorizedLAHORE – Pakistan’s former Test captain Saleem Malik is set to be unveiled as the brand ambassador for Laado Marka Saabun, signifying his new, clean start, The Dependent has reliably learnt.Th
NATIONALISLAMABAD – Divorce rates in the West are increasing owing to the spread of vulgarity, according to a twice-divorced, heavily-westernised man who has spent the vast majority of his adult life engagi
NATIONALLAHORE – Renowned cleric Tariq Jameel has been deservedly lauded for what many are calling an apology for the ages, which is seen in many ways as being unparalleled in time or place. The plaudits fo
NATIONALISLAMABAD – In what can only be described as the latest slap on the collective face of his critics, Prime Minister Imran Khan has further underlined that he is a true premier who leads by example ev
InternationalNEW DELHI/ISLAMABAD – The Indian Army has once again been thoroughly beaten by its Pakistani counterpart after report confirmed that India has the third highest defence spending – and yet zero war
NATIONALUNDISCLOSED LOCATION – After having been out of the limelight and the news for a while, a new video of the self-confessed spy of the Indian intelligence agency Research & Analysis Wing (RAW) Kul
NATIONALSpecial Advisor to the Prime Minister (SAPM) on Information and Broadcasting Lt Gen (retd) Asim Bajwa was informed by his personal assistant on the former’s first day at the ministry that ‘some Im
NATIONALPrime Minister Imran Khan has informally commenced a political campaign to be appointed the Special Assistant to the Prime Minister (SAPM.) “I believe I am qualified, now, to be able to
NATIONALLAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) President Shehbaz Sharif has attached his medical report in his 24-page plea, requesting that he be “made PM quickly” in light of the coronavirus ou
NATIONALISLAMABAD – The National Command and Operation Centre (NCOC) on Thursday announced the launch of the national Test, Track and Quarantine (TTQ) strategy devised for effective containment of the Covid
NATIONALAsghar Zaidi, a resident of Islamabad, recently escaped a wild leopard that was roaming the Pir Sohawa Road in Islamabad in the latest spate of leopard sightings in the aftermath of the decrease in hu
NATIONALKARACHI – Maulvis Without Borders (Maulvis Sans Frontieres or MSF) on Tuesday released the 2020 Mullah Freedom Index, indicating that Pakistan jumped four places to reach the first position out of 1
