After a disappointing show at in the recent One Day series against Australia, Najam Sethi, chairman of the Executive Committee PCB, reiterated that the national team still remains the best team within…
The State of Qatar test-fired a 11,000-km letter on Saturday in preparation of a possible court rescue for US President Donald Trump. Trump took oath for office on the 20th of January…
In a move made public on Saturday, Chinese Consortium comprising of China Financial Futures Exchange Company Limited (lead bidder), Shanghai Stock Exchange and Shenzhen Stock Exchange acquired controlling shares in the federal…
After months of being asked to furnish the court with documents of a money trail, the legal team of prime minister Nawaz Sharif agreed on Tuesday to provide the details but after…
After repeatedly turning down his gym instructor’s directives to limit carb intake, the prime minister has claimed immunity from carbs. In an application filed on Saturday by the prime minister’s legal team,…
In an effort to limit the negative online propaganda done against state agencies the government has limited the space of acceptable debate to discussing whether Peanut Pik biscuits are better than Sooper…
In an effort to better argue its case in the Panama hearings at the Supreme Court, the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf has moved towards its third counsel, the “Bik gaee hai gormint” lady from…
A team of anthropologists from the Quaid-e-Azam University in Islamabad have made contact with a tribe of remote, cut off tribe that still practised the ancient ritual of thanking Raheel Shareef. “We…
Banned outfit Difae-e-Momina-Mustehsan Council has claimed responsibility for the attack on TV pundit Mubasher Lucman. “We did this attack for the idiot’s outrageous statements,” read out a circular obtained by Khabaristan Today,…
A group of students from LUMS have pledged to trek all the way from the library to the campus cafeteria to the Pepsi Dining Hall completely on foot to raise awareness for…
Panic set across the world when it became apparent that celebrities will continue dying way past the globally agreed deadline for such travesties of Dec 31st, 2016. The death of beloved Indian…
In a breakthrough scoop, noted political pundit Dr Shahid Masood has ascertained the identity of the next year. “I have it on record that the upcoming year is going to be 2017,”…
Speaking to reporters who were brought blindfolded to an undisclosed location, Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden said that the government of Pakistan should declassify the findings of the Abbottabad Commission and…
The wedding festivities of singers/actors Urwa Hocane and Farhaan Saeed had to end several months prior to their scheduled end after neighbour Saima Butt called the police to break up the party.…
The Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) have started using modern technology to ensure flight safety for its aircraft. “This is absolutely new technology, in development for only 4000 years,” said Sagheer Hassan, PIA…
After successfully inaugurating the entire array of the ANP-directed projects in KP, PTI chairman Imran Khan has moved into the Punjab by inaugurating the Lahore-Islamabad Motorway on Saturday. “This is a momentous…
Chanting their demand for Bullsh*t to be included as one of the national languages in the upcoming census, the nation’s largest body of Bullsh*tters gathered on Constitutional Avenue in Islamabad on Saturday.…
