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Personal tragedy should not be, except when, I mean, hold on, well, I know, but, says Hamza Abbasi

Personal tragedy should not be, except when, I mean, hold on, well, I know, but, said Hamza Abbasi on Saturday.

Speaking to reporters at a press conference, the Parwaz Hai Junoon star said, “Look here, I think that it is shameless, specially when, but then again.”

A passionate Abbasi said, “Personal tragedies should not be politicised, except when their existence in the first place is doubted, which, even if the said doubt turns out to be unfounded, then, I mean. You know.”

The press conference then took an unexpected turn when Abbasi started crying while there was pin-drop silence in the hotel hall.

“I mean, listen……listen…..I’m not a bad guy, even if what I have said quite clearly in the past could, in retrospect be viewed as…..but why don’t you also look at what they, though it is a time of grief and I don’t want to say anything but look at what they have said, which, yes, wasn’t anything like what I said, but,” he concluded.

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The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.

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