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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – After having already resolved to downgrade Islamabad's diplomatic relations with New Delhi and sus
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)YOUR AREA – The loudest thug from your area, the self-avowed number one macho man in town, has promised to ret
NATIONALPrime Minister Imran Khan said on Friday that it would be unreasonable to expect his government to effectively solve the Kashmir problem because the tier of government that his party was running was n
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – After recent reports of the guards at the New Prime Minister Secretariat being harassed by paranor
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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/NEW YORK – Pakistan’s efforts to gain diplomatic support amidst turmoil in the region are already
International(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)WASHINGTON – Despite a 45-53 minority, the senators affiliated with the Democratic Party in the US, known comm
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Indian Prime Minister Narinder Modi has come down strongly on what he called ‘nefarious propaganda’ by anti-
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) cochairman and former president Asif Ali Zardari on Wednesday address
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)The people of the Kashmir valley wholeheartedly support the recent scrapping of the special status that the stat
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)SARGODHA – As her rapturous rally entered the early hours of Wednesday morning, Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (
