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NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)As India reeled from the shock and disappointment over the failure of ISRO (Indian Space Research Organization)
Local(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Noted military theorist, voted sexiest warrior alive five years straight by BrassTacks magazine, saw a big hurdl
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Prime minister Imran Khan on Saturday took notice of the notice that he took of the waiver of the Gas Infrastruc
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)MIRANSHAH – A month after warning the locals against playing loud music, polio vaccination and women going out
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – Finally succumbing to the growing pressure that he was putting on himself, Federal Minister for Sc
NATIONALISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – How do the same international publications that resoundingly silence Indian propaganda by unquestionable, truthful, on-ground, authentic reporting manage t
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)Former diplomat - and currently talk show host - Abdul Basit said on Friday that the Pakistan Foreign Office sho
NATIONALNANKANA SAHIB/ISLAMABAD – Railways Minister Sheikh Rasheed Ahmad has warned that Pakistan has atom bombs as small as 10 ml sachets, which are best suited for economically struggling nuclear powers.
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – A true master in the art of international relations, Pakistan Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Quresh
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The first ever Pakistani, Mohammed bin Qasim, who sketched the ideo
Sports(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – A successful cricket captain hailing from the Niazi clan of Mianwali has been unprecedentedly empo
NATIONAL(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The tensions between Islamabad and New Delhi might be running high, but they are nothing compared
