Pakistani kid shares hilarious plan for Iran to 'win the war' with help from Kim Jong-un

A short video featuring a young Pakistani boy confidently offering military advice to Iran has been making the rounds online and the clip is leaving viewers amused, baffled, and slightly impressed by the child’s dramatic delivery.

The boy, who appears to be no older than 10, speaks directly to the camera as if he’s delivering geopolitical strategy on a talk show. In the clip, he casually outlines what he thinks Iran should do to win the conflict with Israel.

His suggestion? “Yaar, Iran ko na aik kaam karna chahiye. Apnay das missile lay, paint karaye uss pay Israel ka jhanda, aur North Korea mein phenk de bas.”

Roughly translated, the child proposes that Iran should take ten missiles, paint Israel’s flag on them, and fire them into North Korea, essentially tricking Kim Jong into thinking Israel launched the attack.

Clips of the boy have quickly spread across social media platforms, where users are sharing the video for its comedic tone. Many pointed out how the child speaks with the conviction of someone three times his age, casually discussing missile tactics and international deception as if it were playground strategy.

Others joked that the internet has now entered the era of “armchair geopolitics… but make it primary school.”