Exclusive! Fazl’s successful dharna led to Mahathir resignation

In an explosive set of documents made available to The Dependent, it has been revealed that the successful JUI-F dharna of 2019 yielded the recent resignation of Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mo

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February 28, 2020

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Exclusive!    Fazl’s successful dharna led to Mahathir resignation

 In an explosive set of documents made available to The Dependent, it has been revealed that the successful JUI-F dharna of 2019 yielded the recent resignation of Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohammad.

 

“This man clearly won’t end the dharna without a resignation,” Mahathir is reported to have written to Prime Minister Imran Khan. “And since you are the best thing to happen to the Muslim world since Sultan Golden, I think the decent thing for me to do, for the sake of the Muslims, is to tender my resignation.”

 

“We got it, we got it,” exclaimed the JUI-F leader as soon as he got news of this development.

 

“This is what we were hoping for, my brothers. Now, we can go home,” he said to his non-plussed Central Working Committee. “We have gotten what we came here for; we can leave with our heads held high.”

 

“Come on, let’s go,” he said to protesting committee members. “We will discuss when we reach Bannu; come on, let’s go.”

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