NEW DELHI – Having been conclusively beaten on all possible military domains in the year 2019, especially on the public relations battle front, the self-admittedly insecure and scared stiff Indian Army has been forced to change its chief in sheer desperation.
As General Manoj Mukund Naravane took charge as the Chief of Army Staff, succeeding General Bipin Rawat, heading into 2020, New Delhi has announced in front of the world how its Army has been made to submit excretion in its proverbial lowers, out of sheer fear enforced upon it by its archenemy, and counterparts, from across the Line of Control (LoC).
Expert analysts on South Asian security, largely from the retired neutrality of this side of the LoC, note that the decision to change the chief amidst ongoing military challenges underlines India’s ‘continuity-phobia’ and its ‘acceptance of defeat’ against Pakistan.
“Oh this is India’s acceptance of getting its backside kicked by us in February 2019, just like they have always had in the past 73 years. The Indian Army has accepted defeat; it has surrendered. Just ask any Bollywood celebrity or South Asian stray dogs, who have been regularly kept informed by our one-man information army,” a retired lieutenant general said while talking to The Dependent, requesting that his name be kept anonymous because how it was irrelevant and that the former designation should suffice.
