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The Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz) has laid out a comprehensive plan of putting a PML(N) government in power in the PML(N) manifesto.
Speaking at the unveiling ceremony of the said manifesto, former Punjab chief Minister Shehbaz Sharif said that the PML(N) will work hard to provide a PML(N) government in the country.
“We provides the people of the country a PML(N) government for five full years. Also, in the Punjab, “ he said.
“But as soon as our term ended, the extent of the PML(N) government dropped to zero!”
“If you, the voters, decide to put into power any party other than the PML(N), you won’t have a PML(N) government,” he said.
“Don’t take my word for it. Go and read the election manifestos of all the other main political parties. None of them – I repeat, none of them – promise a PML(N) government if they are elected.”
