Sex doll slows traffic at crosswalk in China

Why settle for a boring-old stop sign when you have a highly realistic sex doll on hand? An unidentified elderly woman was getting fed up with drivers speeding past a crosswalk near her home in China, according to Car News China’s interpretation of Chinese-language newspaper Tiexue. Local cops offered little help, so the resourceful granny tried slowing down drivers with the aid of a strategically positioned inflatable girlfriend. She tied the counterfeit cutie to a tree next to the crosswalk, apparently hoping that rubbernecking motorists would slow down at the sight. Based on the photo, her tactic worked in at least one case.