March 30, 2020

Corona Lockdown: cleaner environment leads to Eagle, Bichu Gangs reappearing in Vasco City

In one of the ways the natural world is making a comeback as a result of the falling carbon footprint and commercial activities due to the Corona lockdown, the Eagle and Bichu gangs have been seen ret

The Dependent

The Dependent

March 30, 2020

Corona Lockdown: cleaner environment leads to Eagle, Bichu Gangs reappearing in Vasco City

In one of the ways the natural world is making a comeback as a result of the falling carbon footprint and commercial activities due to the Corona lockdown, the Eagle and Bichu gangs have been seen returning to Vasco City.

“Yes, we were also surprised,” said Faye D’Souza, resident of Vasco City. “It had been quite a while since we’d seen the tightly choreographed dance-fight sequence between these two gangs. Now, I guess all that is back.”

“We’re back to not having even a balconies concert without there being gunfire and at least a series of bareknuckle scuffles,” she said. “Sigh.”

Vasco City Assistant Commissioner Police Rajinder Prasad was concerned about the new development. “All my men are busy in Corona duties. We really can’t put up with Max, Rajiv and the rest of there gangs,” he said. “I thought I’d seen the end of this lot.”

“Hey….does this mean Max’s sister is also back? No, just…just asking….,” said ACP Prasad.

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