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“London?” “Yes, London. You know- Fish, Chips, Cup o’ tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins” Snatch (2000) London is the haunt of choice for popular politicians these days. The Sharifs

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All former army chiefs* were invited at the recently held Defence Day ceremonies. Raheel Sharif showed up in a dapper business suit. And Kayani showed up in an achkan, wearing a Jinnah

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Eid is here but that doesn’t mean all the memes made at the former premier’s expense are on their way out. Even during bakra eid, clips with edited audio are going viral

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  Though we still have an obsession with gold, the ladies of the swish set has taken to buying jewellery that is not gold to begin with; just well-designed. Bought online on

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The departing Netherlands Ambassador to Pakistan and her husband, a former UN man, have a rather interesting route through which they will be going back to Holland. Instead of taking a simple

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Are League insiders being a bit too harsh on Nisar when it comes to criticising his ditching the former prime minister in his yatra? Because he is not alone in opting out.

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The staggeringly high Haq Mehr of one billion rupees (demanded in advance, at that) in the clandestine marriage of a key cabinet member with a high-profile female member of parliament almost became the cause

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On the mainstream media: It is alleged that a key (key-est of key) member of the prime minister’s kitchen (kitchen-est) cabinet has secretly married a member of the ruling party who used

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Prepare for the worst and hope for the best. So, off was the League to do some wargaming about the output of the Panama JIT. Whom do we appoint as prime minister

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Imran Khan and Nawaz Sharif might have nothing in common. But they both are in the “three commas” club. That’s right, they’re both billionaires, as per the Election Commission of Pakistan’s recent

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Whereas the other chief ministers complied with the formal dress code that was expected at the official meetings regarding CPEC over in China, his Khadimness was the odd one out, with his

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The PPP really has to up its game. Its leaders aren’t doing much by way of research when they speak at events. Recently, at a pow-wow on CPEC, where Ahsen Iqbal was

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The Lahore American School, where the progeny of the rich go to learn how to be obscenely rich. Well, recently there was a fight between two of these “little angels.” Twelve-year-olds, the

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From one queen to the next one. The British High Commissioner celebrated the birthday of the Queen in Lahore recently, who is the longest serving monarch of her country now. Shahbaz Sharif

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Perhaps we need quantum physicists from MIT to come over and study how PTI and PML-N are BOTH claiming victory in the Panama verdict. The verdict, interestingly enough, started with Mario Puzo’s

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