Sexist, racist linesperson calls Serena Williams’ serve wide
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW YORK – The women’s final of the recently concluded US Open was marred by a series…
Imad Wasim buys new hairband, sunglasses for future fitness tests
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After missing out on the squad for the upcoming Asia Cup owing to a lack…
Shan Masood neither a bowler nor a professor, argues dejected Hafeez
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The exclusion from national cricket team’s squad for the Asia Cup has left all-rounder Mohammad…
Rested Umar Akmal to balance out Virat Kohli’s absence for India, reveals Inzaman
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Chief selector Inzamam-ul-Haq has revealed that contrary to popular opinion that the middle-order batsman is…
Pakistan set to host Formula 55 Helicopter Grand Prix as new sport introduced
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan will be the first country to host a Formula Fifty-Five (also Formula 55 or…
Ahmad Shahzad hires services of Babar Awan, vows to rotate strike in Naya Pakistan
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – In a bid to embrace Naya Pakistan with utmost devotion, Ahmad Shahzad has hired the…
Mani removed as PCB chief after refusing to make Khawar Maneka middle-order batsman
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan’s choice for Chairman of the Pakistan Cricket Board has been removed from the…
Unambitious board didn’t give me money to replace all mediocre players I’d bought: Mourinho
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MANCHESTER – Days after his side’s surprise 3-2 defeat at Brighton & Hove Albion, Manchester United manager…
‘Haven’t been elected as PCB chief yet,’ Ehsan Mani says while moving his furniture to PCB chief office
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Former International Cricket Council (ICC) president Ehsan Mani — who has been nominated for the…
PCB bans Nasir Jamshed for 10 years over spot-fixing
LAHORE: Cricketer Nasir Jamshed on Friday was banned for 10 years by the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) over spot-fixing investigations. The anti-corruption tribunal of the cricket board declared Jamshed guilty of violating…
Won’t let Arsenal fans miss Wenger, vows Emery
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Removing fears that he might endeavour to carve out a legacy of his own at…
Unfair to celebrate Independence Day in such conditions: Virat Kohli
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NOTTINGHAM – Criticising the scheduling of another series following the Board of Cricket Control India’s (BCCI) criticism…
BCCI hits out at Asia Cup organisers after finding out they’ve scheduled a match with Pakistan
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MUMBAI/DUBAI – The Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) has severely criticised the organisers of…
Ahmad Shahzad wins ‘looking dope’ award at PCB Awards 2018
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has honoured opening batsman Ahmad Shahzad for merely showing up at…
Waiting for umpire’s call: Sethi’s future hanging in the balance as captain goes for review
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Najam Sethi has almost packed his suitcase and is waiting for the umpire to raise…
MMA to merge Ultimate Fighting Championship with Pro Wrestling Pakistan
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Chief of his own group of fighters Maulana Fazlur Rehman has expressed concern over the…
Sarfraz lauds Zimbabwe for honouring Pakistan’s mandate
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) HARARE – Following the win in the third ODI, skipper of Pakistan cricket team Sarfraz Ahmed on…