3 killed, 4 injured in celebratory hawai firing near ARY office
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Three persons were killed and at least four injured, one of whom is in critical condition, due…
Alcohol was served openly in ‘70s, says Nadeem Paracha to bleeding man on street asking for ambulance
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Alcohol used to be served openly in Pakistan before the prohibition on the sale of alcohol in…
Persecuted men rising up against efforts to snatch their right to carry out domestic abuse I
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Calls to stage nationwide #MenToo rallies gathered pace this week following the latest social media…
Pakistan edition of science book illustrates babies are made behind wiggling flowers
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE – The management of the Beaconhouse School System on Saturday reminded the parents of Class VII…
Imran returns from US with fake American accent, swears to cousins he has American girlfriend now
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan returned from his three day working visit of the United States in the…
I am employed, get paid more than what I deserve and then they say economy is bad: Dr Shehbaz Gill
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Shouting down critics of the government’s economic policies, Spokesperson to Punjab CM Dr Shahbaz Gill has said…
We might be living inside a computer simulation, say physicists inside GTA V
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The universe that we all occupy just might be a computer simulation, says a group of physicists…
Proof of PTM foreign funding discovered; must for 9:00 bulletin, run without attribution, says ARY newscaster
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Smoking gun proof has been discovered regarding the foreign funding of the Pashtun Tahaffuz Movement (PTM), read…
Complete shutterdown in London Zones 1-4 after MQM chief arrested
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A complete shutterdown was observed in the city of London, from zones 1 to 4 in the…
NAB Chairman slides into The Dependent’s DMs
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) “AoA i am very impress by ur personality, and good looks. Ur pics are always graceful and…
Exclusive: Leaked audio of NAB chairman flirting with “Welcome to Ufone helpline” voice menu
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Audio recordings of the Chairman of the National Accountability Bureau Javed Iqbal flirting with the “Welcome to…
Profile: These LUMS grads want to disrupt the Rs 300/year “toss” sector
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) An exciting new startup founded by LUMS grads is looking set to tech-disrupt the nation’s “toss” industry.…
5, types #FourthMostIntelligentNation in comments section to see full picture of woman
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The world’s fourth most intelligent nation has typed ‘5’ in the comments section of a Facebook post…
Spotted black hole back in 2015, head of Ruet-e-Hilal Committee Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman claims
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Just a day after the world saw the very first image of an actual black hole captured…
Encouraging new Punjab Food Authority survey reveals traces of chicken in chicken products
An encouraging new survey conducted by the Punjab Food Authority (PFA) has revealed a surprising amount of chicken traces in the chicken products sold throughout the province. “This was an extensive, cross-sectional…
‘Have nothing personal against MNAs’ says Hamza Ali Abbasi while throwing darts at picture of Murad Saeed
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Actor Hamza Ali Abbasi has clarified that his recent tweets supporting a switch from Westminster style parliamentary…
Westeros-style Iron Throne solution ideal to get rid of MNAs’ influence: Hamza Abbasi
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Third-lead of Jawani Phir Nahi Aani Hamza Ali Abbasi has taken to Facebook and Twitter and announced…