(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Just a day after the world saw the very first image of an actual black hole captured…
An encouraging new survey conducted by the Punjab Food Authority (PFA) has revealed a surprising amount of chicken traces in the chicken products sold throughout the province. “This was an extensive, cross-sectional…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Actor Hamza Ali Abbasi has clarified that his recent tweets supporting a switch from Westminster style parliamentary…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Third-lead of Jawani Phir Nahi Aani Hamza Ali Abbasi has taken to Facebook and Twitter and announced…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) PAKPATTAN – Muhammad Fayaz, the resident of Pakpattan’s Chak No32/SP Tabar, was released on Tuesday and appointed…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Mudassir Haider, an uncle of four, has attempted to reach out to his nephews in a…
The nation observed Bhagat Singh’s birthday today as thousands thronged to parks, museums, libraries and even social media and pretended to know what, exactly, Bhagat Singh did. “We will celebrate this day…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Local man Sarwar Ahmed, who has for the past two week been on a crusade to try…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Saying that it was unbecoming of young anti-cancer youth and did not reflect our cultural norms and…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – After copy pasting the same detailed text manifesting physical threats and an urge to silent…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) In a heartwarming display of women empowerment, the management of all the offices of the nation urged…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Raheem Hassan, a panelist at a talk at the Lahore Literary Festival discreetly looked up the meaning…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Our Conflict Correspondent Lahore Arshad Hussain Bhatti, a 54-year-old Lahori who has been running a feud with…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Speaking specifically to you, The Pakistan Bureau of Statistics (PBS) has confirmed that in all likelihood, Valentine’s…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Assistant Sub-inspector Shabbir Butt has strongly denied allegations of his asking for a bribe of a swig…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAWALPINDI – Former speedster Shoaib Akhtar called out Pakistan Captain Sarfaraz Ahmed for his racist comments, urging…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – According to a survey conducted by Gallup, Pakistan was ranked the lowest in the list…
