In one of the ways the natural world is making a comeback as a result of the falling carbon footprint and commercial activities due to the Corona lockdown, the Eagle and Bichu…
A nervous Maria B has revealed in a latest online video press conference that the recent episode involving the arrest of her husband by the Punjab Police did not, in fact, take…
The nation’s misogynists and sexual harassers have filed a record number of applications in the recently created commissioned officer posts in the Corps of Virtue Signals. “Are you ready to serve your…
Keeping in mind the business community’s long tradition of being involved in social causes, McDonald’s has introduced a special Aurat March Burger to display its dedication to women’s rights. “Try our new…
A major breakthrough on Friday in the legal drama following the incident earlier on Friday, when defendant Hassan Chatta (who goes by the street alias ‘Chiku’) admitted that he did, indeed, say…
Car sales marketplace and blog pakwheels.com took down on Monday a review of the Toyota Hilux Double Cabin Vigo that was published earlier the same day. “Though there is no way on…
3A car dealerships across the nation breathed a sigh of relief as they welcomed the winter rains that have poured down in major cities of Punjab, bringing with them the prospect of…
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Multiple disjointed subsets of the national populace Thursday declared that the set of the populace deserved exactly what it was getting, The Dependent has reliably learnt. However, by maintaining that…
KARACHI – Moments after curiously letting two successive red and white coloured 92 x 38 x 18 inch cargo boxes pass through the International Arrivals Terminal of Jinnah International Airport Karachi sans…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) YOUR FACEBOOK CHAT WINDOW – Silently watching you make a complete fool out of yourself, despite hours…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – We all remember former military dictator Gen (R) Pervez Musharraf’s adorable, sometimes awkward looking, offspring…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) “OMG, who’s still listening in 2019,” alleged political commentator Zaid Hamid typed in the comments section of…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A new television drama is causing quite a stir these days. The production follows the lives of…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Following the increase in video clips displaying people dying in police stations that come under…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Noted military theorist, voted sexiest warrior alive five years straight by BrassTacks magazine, saw a big hurdle…
KARACHI – The home minister from the Muttahida Makhee Movement (MMM) said the restoration of peace in Karachi has paved the way for spreading diseases, infections and toxicity, as part of the…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Three persons were killed and at least four injured, one of whom is in critical condition, due…
