Pakwheels.com takes down review of Vigo Double Cabin
Car sales marketplace and blog pakwheels.com took down on Monday a review of the Toyota Hilux Double Cabin Vigo that was published earlier the same day. “Though there is no way on…
Car dealerships across nation welcome winter rains, hope for light flooding
3A car dealerships across the nation breathed a sigh of relief as they welcomed the winter rains that have poured down in major cities of Punjab, bringing with them the prospect of…
‘Yeh awaam issi qaabil hai,’ says awaam
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Multiple disjointed subsets of the national populace Thursday declared that the set of the populace deserved exactly what it was getting, The Dependent has reliably learnt. However, by maintaining that…
‘This too shall pass’, says philosophical customs officer pointing to suspicious looking cargo box
KARACHI – Moments after curiously letting two successive red and white coloured 92 x 38 x 18 inch cargo boxes pass through the International Arrivals Terminal of Jinnah International Airport Karachi sans…
Heartless Zuckerberg won’t help out despite knowing what you need to text bae next on Facebook chat
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) YOUR FACEBOOK CHAT WINDOW – Silently watching you make a complete fool out of yourself, despite hours…
OMG! Mush’s adorable military coup has grown up to be 20-year-old hottie
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – We all remember former military dictator Gen (R) Pervez Musharraf’s adorable, sometimes awkward looking, offspring…
OMG who’s still listening in 2019, types Zaid Hamid under YouTube video of Zia-ul-Haq takeover speech
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) “OMG, who’s still listening in 2019,” alleged political commentator Zaid Hamid typed in the comments section of…
New TV drama follows college days of property dealers
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A new television drama is causing quite a stir these days. The production follows the lives of…
Punjab Police bans dying in police stations
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Following the increase in video clips displaying people dying in police stations that come under…
Zaid Hamid’s plan to stock up on supplies hits hurdle after Slantys (red ones) go out of stock
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Noted military theorist, voted sexiest warrior alive five years straight by BrassTacks magazine, saw a big hurdle…
‘Restoration of peace in the city has paved way for healthy activities,’ say Karachi’s flies
KARACHI – The home minister from the Muttahida Makhee Movement (MMM) said the restoration of peace in Karachi has paved the way for spreading diseases, infections and toxicity, as part of the…
3 killed, 4 injured in celebratory hawai firing near ARY office
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Three persons were killed and at least four injured, one of whom is in critical condition, due…
Alcohol was served openly in ‘70s, says Nadeem Paracha to bleeding man on street asking for ambulance
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Alcohol used to be served openly in Pakistan before the prohibition on the sale of alcohol in…
Persecuted men rising up against efforts to snatch their right to carry out domestic abuse I
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Calls to stage nationwide #MenToo rallies gathered pace this week following the latest social media…
Pakistan edition of science book illustrates babies are made behind wiggling flowers
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE – The management of the Beaconhouse School System on Saturday reminded the parents of Class VII…
Imran returns from US with fake American accent, swears to cousins he has American girlfriend now
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan returned from his three day working visit of the United States in the…
I am employed, get paid more than what I deserve and then they say economy is bad: Dr Shehbaz Gill
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Shouting down critics of the government’s economic policies, Spokesperson to Punjab CM Dr Shahbaz Gill has said…