(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Hoping against hope that it would somehow fix itself, local man Shahzain Ahmad turned up the volume…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The twin-scourge of censorship and financial crisis in the Pakistani news media has worsened after Geo has also laid…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Reaffirming that it is the quickest way to reach Prime Minister, his Special Assistant on…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) According to a recent poll Opacity International, Pakistani citizens are most upset by misrepresentation in the western…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Remember that adorable kid from that viral video? The one who keeps saying “Ye mera basta hai”?…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Local political analyst Zarar Khuhro on Tuesday noted how it was the opportune time to seek out…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The nation’s premiere hub of literary criticism and authors of the influential cultural reference point Are You…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Jati Umra – Mumbling indistinguishable words under his breath, leader of the opposition and PML-N President Shehbaz…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) In a bizarre turn of events, the Islamabad Capital Territory Police has finally arrested an intruder roaming…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Speaking on the 41st anniversary of General Zia ul Haq’s overthrow of Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto’s democratically elected…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Our Boyses Correspondent Murree Thousands of devotees across the country are packing their bags and flocking to…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Our Ramzan Correspondent Islamabad With the Ramzan officially at its end, the annual national search for excuses…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Once again risking his life for purposes of journalistic integrity, war correspondent Wajahat S Khan has crossed…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI – Engineering students from all Bahria University campuses have been given complementary vernier calipers as part…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Kohsar Market, located in sector F-6/3, Islamabad has the highest Marxists-Per-Capita (MPC) ratio in the country. The…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Saleem Butt, a local Lahori might seem like a normal man from appearances. But appearances can be…
The Hamdard corporation has finally revealed the product packaging of the no-sugar, no-calories version of its most iconic product: Rooh Afza. At a product launch ceremony at the corporate headquarters in Karachi,…
