(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Noted not-a-journalist-but-strategic-communications-consultant Cynthia Ritchie said “Error 404” after a short internet outage in the federal capital on…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) An exciting new entrant to the nation’s lively news media has promised brave, unfettered journalism to its…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Only a day has passed since the ban on basant was lifted by the Punjab Government after almost 12 years…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) Saying that there was definitely room for arguing that Pakistan actually won the war of 1971, a…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Wiping away from his eyes what were clearly tears but what he claimed was ‘just some speck…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Real Doctors that have actually done their MBBS from all over the nation have once again categorically…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Saying that while the entire never ending wedding thing was fun and all, actor Muneeb Butt expressed…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The Central Ruet-e-Hilal committee met on Sunday evening looking to spot the paradox in the…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) In a strongly worded rebuke, the nation’s uncles have reprimanded the media for their failure in giving…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – The paparazzi hogged a dramatic celebrity wedding this week, as a leading South Asian celebrity…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAWALPINDI – After Chaudhry Nisar surprisingly appeared at a high profile wedding ceremony last week, it is…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) They say time management is the key to a more productive life. Well, as Islamabad’s Ahmed Jawad…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Hoping against hope that it would somehow fix itself, local man Shahzain Ahmad turned up the volume…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The twin-scourge of censorship and financial crisis in the Pakistani news media has worsened after Geo has also laid…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Reaffirming that it is the quickest way to reach Prime Minister, his Special Assistant on…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) According to a recent poll Opacity International, Pakistani citizens are most upset by misrepresentation in the western…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Remember that adorable kid from that viral video? The one who keeps saying “Ye mera basta hai”?…
