(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Jati Umra – Mumbling indistinguishable words under his breath, leader of the opposition and PML-N President Shehbaz…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) In a bizarre turn of events, the Islamabad Capital Territory Police has finally arrested an intruder roaming…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Speaking on the 41st anniversary of General Zia ul Haq’s overthrow of Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto’s democratically elected…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Our Boyses Correspondent Murree Thousands of devotees across the country are packing their bags and flocking to…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Our Ramzan Correspondent Islamabad With the Ramzan officially at its end, the annual national search for excuses…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Once again risking his life for purposes of journalistic integrity, war correspondent Wajahat S Khan has crossed…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI – Engineering students from all Bahria University campuses have been given complementary vernier calipers as part…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Kohsar Market, located in sector F-6/3, Islamabad has the highest Marxists-Per-Capita (MPC) ratio in the country. The…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Saleem Butt, a local Lahori might seem like a normal man from appearances. But appearances can be…
The Hamdard corporation has finally revealed the product packaging of the no-sugar, no-calories version of its most iconic product: Rooh Afza. At a product launch ceremony at the corporate headquarters in Karachi,…
In a groundbreaking new discovery that has shattered the world of nutrition and how we think about dieting and food consumption, a new study has revealed that intermittent fasting turns you into…
ISLAMABAD – Offended by the Indo-centric name of your great-grandfather the House on Thursday unanimously adopted a resolution to rename him and his ancestors. The resolution stated that your great-grandfather be renamed…
Doctors at the Lady Reading Hospital were pulled out of an operation theater in chains mid-procedure, after they refused to allow an unknown person bearing the national flag to enter the operating…
Relief camps have been set up all over Karachi as the Sindh government struggles to deal with the record breaking wave of regret which hit the City last week, after it was…
The premiere association of mobile snatching bikers boys have formally acknowledged as genuine some of the concerns of the victims whose cell-phones, wallets and purses they snatch. However, they have asked for…
Noted satirist and late Zubeda Apa’s brother Anwar Maqsood has apologised for his recent work. “By recent, I mean all my work after the year 1987,” said a visibly moved Maqsood at…
LAHORE – The eight Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz lawmakers, including six MNAs and two MPAs, that parted ways with the ruling party on Monday, announcing the launch of South Punjab front, have on…
