(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – After being fact-checked by social media platform Twitter, US President Donald Trump on Thursday signed…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The Minister for Information and Broadcasting Senator Shibli Faraz said on Thursday the government has…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The daily record covid-19 infections underline that coronavirus situation in Pakistan is “under control,” said…
KARACHI – Veteran Pakistan all-rounder Shahid Afridi believes Indian cricketers, Yuvraj Singh and Harbhajan Singh, are forced to defending their fascist rulers, in order to appease the Indian public, just like he…
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Despite their businesses being hit by the covid-19 pandemic, darzis around the country were seen working overtime for a self-assigned project on the eve of Eid. The darzis, who belong…
NEW DELHI/SRINAGAR – The Indian Border Security Forces (BSF) have been left stunned after capturing the deadliest Pakistani spy pigeon yet, The Dependent has learnt. According to sources, the pigeon “with a…
LEH/GANGTOK/URUMQI – Chinese President Xi Jinping has asked the People’s Liberation Army (PLA) to prepare for Ghazwa-e-Hind during the covid-19 pandemic. Xi Jinping, as quoted by state news agency Xinhua, said, “It…
The ongoing tension between India and China has entered a new phase after the Indian army has offered the Chinese army to fight the Pakistan army instead. “Yes, we ran the numbers,…
Saleem Khattak, the last man still standing for 30 minutes every week for the Kashmir issue as per the Government of Pakistan initiative, was asked to sit down by a traffic constable…
ATTOCK/LUCKNOW – The covid-19 pandemic has largely stopped religious extremist action on the field. As a result many former and current radicals are showing their completely different sides. In the free time,…
LAHORE – Pakistan has always had a bad impression for not valuing and honoring its con-artists, especially in bleak times. Similar is the recent case with a world renowned artist from Lahore…
MUMBAI – Director Imtiaz Ali has roped in megastar Taimur Ali Khan for a future edition of Love Aaj Kal tentatively slated for the year 2040, The Dependent has reliably learnt. According…
KUALA LUMPUR – Ertugrul, the Turkish series based on the fictionalised history of the Ottoman Empire, features haram scenes, it has been confirmed. The show, currently being broadcast on PTV, following insistence…
LAHORE – Federal Minister for Railways Sheikh Rashid Ahmed inaugurated the Corona-Karam Express on Friday. Rashid said Pakistan Railways (PR) would run a total of five covid-19 special trains to facilitate then…
ISLAMABAD – Wildlife numbers are rapidly increasing in Pakistani politics, with thousands from the much coveted retired species working tirelessly for the extinction of democracy in the coming decades. Few people likely…
ISLAMABAD – Despite allegations over his party and government siding with autocratic forces and clamping down on freedom of expression, Minister of State for Parliamentary Affairs Ali Muhammad Khan continues to come…
ISLAMABAD – Chief Justice of Pakistan Gulzar Ahmed on Monday issued directions for covid-19 particles across the country to end themselves. During a hearing of a suo motu case regarding measures taken…
