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[Insert headline for past week’s leading story]

[INSERT DATELINE] – [Insert the intro of the past week’s leading development intended to entice the reader to read the full story that unravels a major scandal.] [Insert the follow up to the lede that shares the important facts regarding the scandal that made it such a nationwide debate, which took the social media by storm and garnered international coverage.] [Insert the follow-up paragraph to the intro sharing broader details regarding the scandal which raises not just question marks over the individual in question, but also regarding the powerful institution that they represented. This paragraph should also discuss the larger narrative that the story touches on and how such a narrative has been in place to suppress counter narratives which would be in the best interest of the masses, and the readers of this publication.] [Insert a brief paragraph on how the mainstream media covered this groundbreaking story, or otherwise. This paragraph should also compare the coverage and dealing of similar stories when the same allegations have been leveled against those representing other institutions.] [Insert the closing paragraph, perhaps ending it on a question mark that the past week raises on many national issues. The ending could be on a hopeful remark as well, but that might be a tad delusional.]
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The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.