‘Is this Islamic Republic of Pakistan’ asks nation after chocolate ice cream goes topless on national TV | Pakistan Today

‘Is this Islamic Republic of Pakistan’ asks nation after chocolate ice cream goes topless on national TV

ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF PAKISTAN – Whether or not this actually is the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, loudly wondered the loudest citizens of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, after witnessing a liberal chocolate ice cream flashing another ice cream on national television.

The most vocal netizens of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan were stunned by this display of flesh and uninhibited shamelessness and took to social media to express their outrage over what is the latest manifestation of haraam skin show on Pakistani television.

“Shameless! You are surely going to hell, but why corrupt our morally sound and religiously impeccable nation?” wrote one Ramzan Malik as caption on his social media post, while sharing, and spreading, the haraam image of the chocolate ice cream.

“You are an ice cream of Islamic republic of Pakistan. And you should act according to our norms. Also, even though you are an ice cream, as a chocolate bar, you should know that you will attract less flies and insects, if you’re in your wrapper,” wrote another Twitter user Sakina Bashir.

Thanks to such virtuous citizens of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, the image which had largely gone unnoticed is now viral on social media in the country, with the image now showing the entire nation what kind of haraam activities are going on.

Hashtags #ShameOnLiberalIceCreams and #ShariaCompliantIceCreamOnly were trending on Twitter at press time.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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