I’m sure KP CM has comprehensive plan against Corona, says KP CM before reminded he is KP CM - Pakistan Today

I’m sure KP CM has comprehensive plan against Corona, says KP CM before reminded he is KP CM

Expressing his full confidence in the capabilities of the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Chief Minister, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Chief Minister Mehmood Khan said that he is sure the provincial government has an effective, well-thought-out plan against the COVID-19 epidemic.

“I know at times like these, us citizens can get a little angsty,” he said, while addressing a public gathering in his hometown Swat. “But rest assured, I’m sure that the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Chief Minister would have a detailed, well-thought-out, proactive plan to keep this scourge in check.”

At this point in the press conference, an aide whispered something in the ear of a now perturbed Mehmood Khan.

“I am? Are you sure,” he said, incredulously to the aide, after which he stayed silent for a good ten minutes, while the rest of the gathering waited uncomfortably.

“F**k……,” he finally said.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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