The nation’s misogynists and sexual harassers have filed a record number of applications in the recently created commissioned officer posts in the Corps of Virtue Signals.
“Are you ready to serve your image,” asked the Corps’ advertisement, which first appeared in Neo Television and then in various other newspapers. “Then apply now.”
The nation’s sexual harassers, in particular, found promise in the new career. “This is it, isn’t it,” said Hassan Solangi, an IT professional, currently facing three separate inquiries. “This can set things on the right track.”
“Yes, a little late for me to start out as a 2nd Lieutenant, but the ad says we can hope for rapid promotions in this fast track and be colonels soon,” he said. “I can’t wait to command my own battalion of Virtue Signallers, who will regale women on twitter with our honourable service record in their DMs.”