Supremacist bootlicker can identify own superior quality saliva on multi-salivated sacred relic | Pakistan Today

Supremacist bootlicker can identify own superior quality saliva on multi-salivated sacred relic

DAR-UL-BOOT – Professing himself to be the staunchest ideologue of bootlickism within Dar-ul-Boot, the most vocal practitioner of a supremacist interpretation of the ideology on Tuesday showcased the physical manifestation of his superior allegiance.

In a depiction that can best be described as the antithesis to Nana Patekar’s legendary khoon differentiating scene from the 1994 film Krantiveer, the self-avowed staunchest ideologue actually demonstrated the difference between the quality of saliva of a ‘true believer’ and others.

After bringing with him a sacred relic of the ideology that he so loudly professes and preaches, the ideologue successfully managed to identify his own saliva on the multi-salivated symbol of bootlickism.

The Dependent, which bore witness to the demonstration which will continue to be cited in the years to come, also verified the DNA results that proved the ideologue to be correct to the nearest nanometer in terms of delineating the lines of his own saliva on the sacred relic.

“No matter how many different tongues or other tools you might use, a pure-saliva follower will always stand out in the traces he leaves in veneration,” the ideologue said while talking to The Dependent.

While those sharing the ideology have hailed the dedication of the man, the liberals and progressives within the ranks have accused him of bigotry and discrimination on the basis of saliva, especially at a time when unprecedented unity has been displayed by the community.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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