Intern handling @iVeenaKhan 2:00-10:00 shift reprimanded for correct-ish grammar | Pakistan Today

Intern handling @iVeenaKhan 2:00-10:00 shift reprimanded for correct-ish grammar

Shafiq Hassan, the intern handling @iVeenaKhan handling the 1400-2200 shift, was reprimanded on Monday for using correct grammar and cogent sentences.

“Your professional output has been found to be unsatisfactory,” the official notice read. “You usage of complete sentences, coupled with correct grammar is a sheer violation of the brief that you have been given.”

A tweet was also attached to the circular, where she tweeted at a journalist: “It’s rich to see a man known to have chosen to be Nawaz’s mistress is tweeting on ‘price’. Sir, the jab is as incoherant as your Sunday diarrhea but as sometimes barking dogs also warrants a response. So here it is.”

“Despite the one spelling mistake and grammatical error, it was completely out of character.

“If you continue with this behaviour, there may be no course of action other than shifting you to another department,” he said.

 

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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