Will say ‘Surf’ instead of ‘Ariel’ at last moment in next video, Waseem Akram quietly informs London bookie | Pakistan Today

Will say ‘Surf’ instead of ‘Ariel’ at last moment in next video, Waseem Akram quietly informs London bookie

Cricket legend Waseem Akram on Sunday discreetly phoned Scott Marley, a bookie on London’s High Street North, to tell him that he was going to endorse ‘Surf’ instead of ‘Ariel’ which was paying for a series of faux cell phone videos.

“They’ve released the teasers again, which I will be asking my fans not to release,” he told Marley. “In the next video, right when I’m about to say Ariel, I will say Surf.”

“No one will suspect it, the odds on this would be wild,” he said. “Just remember: the same cut as I used to get.”

“Been so many years and I still miss this so much,” the Sultan of Swing said to himself after hanging up.

“Aah! Good to be back in the game,” he exclaimed.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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