PML-N launches first ever Schrodinger’s dharna by both joining and not joining Azadi March | Pakistan Today

PML-N launches first ever Schrodinger’s dharna by both joining and not joining Azadi March

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LAHORE – Keeping up its self-avowed label of progressiveness, the Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) became the first political party, not just in the country, but the world, to successfully launch a Schrodinger’s dharna this week.

The launch, which is being touted around the world as a breakthrough in political thought experiment, came when the party leadership announced that it will simultaneously be joining the Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam Fazl (JUI-F) led Azadi March in the capital and not joining it.

“We are joining the march and also not joining it,” said the PML-N Spokesperson Marriyum Aurangzeb while addressing a press conference on Thursday.

“It’s the Noon League’s interpretation of quantum politics. The scenario represents a protest march that may be simultaneously joined and not joined by the PML-N. In political science, so we have decided, this state will be known as dharna superposition,” she added.

Describing the Azadi March led by JUI-F Chief Fazlur Rehman, Aurangzeb said that all reports of divides within the party are baseless, and that the PML-N is united in its decision of launching Schrodinger’s dharna in Islamabad.

“In the grander political dimension, the JUI-F’s march is a random subatomic event that may or may not have the PML-N’s participation. But Schrodinger’s dharna is an experiment that will live on forever, and be used by generations of politicians and political scientists to come,” she maintained.

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